1. "I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor, says he’s depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says ‘Treatment is simple. The great clown, Pagliacci, is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.’ Man bursts into tears. ‘But doctor,’ he says, ‘I am Pagliacci.’ Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains."
    -Rorschach, “Watchmen”

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  2. i amuse myself with fake boxing video game titles

    i amuse myself with fake boxing video game titles

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  3. the music industry, 2003

    "This copy-controlled audio compact disc is designed to play on a PC using its own media player (included on the disc) and should ‘autorun’, then play as normal. Windows will start up the player automatically after a few seconds, as long as ‘autoplay’ or ‘autorun’ is enabled. If the disc does not start, it is likely that you have ‘autorun’ turned off. To manually force ‘autorun’ to initiate, go to the CD in Windows Explorer, and double-click on ‘autorun.exe’."

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  4. photo

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  5. electronic M?
what does the M stand for?
WHAT CAN I DO WITH THE INTERNET THAT BEGINS WITH M.
I NEED TO KNOW.
GOD DAMN IT YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE ME HANGING

    electronic M?

    what does the M stand for?

    WHAT CAN I DO WITH THE INTERNET THAT BEGINS WITH M.

    I NEED TO KNOW.

    GOD DAMN IT YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE ME HANGING

    (via vhsdreamz)

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  6. you people are awfully excited about “May the Fourth” considering your subconscious has already decided you’re not going to like the next three Star Wars films

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  7. Because of data abstraction, we were able to go forth to war

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  8. are you one of those people who have forgotten by mid-June what “winter” is and that it is coming back someday? sucks, doesn’t it? well i’m thinking if everyone cranks up all the electronic devices we own and posts “I WISH IT WAS SUMMER BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE BEING COLD” to every last social media platform, over and over, all day, every day, all winter, maybe after several winters we can climate-change our wishes into reality!

    it’d be like The Secret but we’d get to hold shiny objects

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  9. which Disney Princess are you? which Star Wars character are you? which flavor of Maruchan Instant Ramen are you? which Olympic Event are you? which character from the lesser works of Garry Marshall are you? which nation with a GDP less than that of Mississippi are you? which Russian Prison Tattoo are you? which Laughably Masculine Drag Queen are you? which Movie That Someone Told You To See But You Can’t Remember the Title are you? which KDE Linux Port are you? which phase of Bill Cosby’s career are you? which Content-Aggregating Click-Bait Website are you? which of your Mother’s Children are you? which of your Ex-Lovers are you? which Dickfour are you? which of your Socks are you? which Fork should i use for Soup? how many times do i hit the Space Bar after a Period? will i ever Believe What Happens When This Kitten? didn’t i already take this Pill? i don’t want that Pill again! no i don’t want it, i don’t want the Pill i don’t want it i don’t mmmmghpth

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  10. by request of Tod Bobford
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaxKgNmrZvo

    by request of Tod Bobford

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaxKgNmrZvo

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